We seemed to have had a lil visitor today, folks. Not odd news really as we have a great many visitors each and every day. Loyal visitors who read and chime in from time to time in response to a piece we had written. There have been a plentitude (know that word Jason?) of responses with tones ranging from surprise to humor to challenging to praise. Yes, Jason… accolades. Not just in posts but emails from around the country. And we’re proud of that.
Folks have tried to identify our persons as well as out political affiliations and leanings. We’ve largely been called to be in Carney’s back yard and over to the King’s for brunch. And in all this time the line of respect and good nature has never been breached by a reader; never personal. Until now. Now it’s personal.
We now call your attention to a reader who popularly goes by Jason330. This transparent, trite, and bromidic (760 SAT, dude… look it up) little worm thought he would flex his extensive academic muscle and genius and come on DE2010 and lay a lil profane and sophomoric tirade on our (my) ass. Now I/we certainly expect not to charm everyone. In fact, by our nature we take all to task and wait for the counterpunch. But the deluxer here is that this bantam, juvenile, self serving, and irascible peon is the founder of Delaware Liberal and talking head for Progressive Democrats for Delaware. Oh, the glass house. Perhaps if you haven’t had the pleasure of reading this literary and academic giant’s post we invite you take a gander. Note: our commentary is in bold ; )
- jason330 Says:
March 4th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Dear Celia Cohen in drag (that’s Cohen dressed as woman [that’s cause she is a woman, dickface, hence Celia???] for people playing at home), [playing from home… how original… as if the term required an explaination… lol]
I stand by my comment on another thread. [Like anyone gives a shit]
Holy shit, [Batman…] This blog sucks. Bloated inane writing in the style of Celia Cohen [night and day, hoss]. Does Delaware really need another Celia Cohen? [More importantly, does it need another Jason?]. Does it even need [asked the same question twice… but who’s counting] one?
No and no. Just write the fucking [ouch… soooo very biting and original] blog post already. You are not as funny or clever as you think you are [I’m not? Huh..] Also, it is pretty obvious who you are [it is? WTF] so stop trying to pretend [sorry little man… cant do that.] that you are not a Republican. [And you stop trying to pretend you’re intelligent].
Now I don’t have a problem being compared to a woman… but please make me hotter than Celia (sorry Celia). And Jason is so very tough (I remember when I had my first beer) as he stands on his diminutive box and by his stunningly inane comments. Bravo, little man. “Holy Shit?” WTF “This blog sucks” …sounds like a lil jealousy if you ask us. Really, Jason of Delaware Liberal… is that all you got dude? This the best you can come up with? You must be one really savvy and polished writer… being such a critic and all. I’ll bet you’re published… right? Thought so. Now who’s bloated (wow 380 SAT). What are you gonna come at me with next?… ”My mother wears army boots?” You seem to want a war of words yet you enter the battle woefully unarmed.
Now I love words. Schooled for many years in their usage, benefits, power, and influence. And now I suck… am shitty… and need to write a “fucking blog.” Silly me, I was caught unaware that Jason and Delaware Liberal wrote the book on blogging, political journalism, and satire all at the same time. Damn, if we had known that we could have saved ourselves so much time, eh? But, hell, Jason knows the word “inane”. Wow… impressive kid… 420 SAT word. I would’ve been more impressed had you called me innocuous, daft, or pointless… lol. But inane applies to you on this day our sad lil man. You write your Delaware Liberal blog with that impressive wit, humor (oh, wait… humor and Del Lib?… nyet) and mouth?
And to top it off, J-boy has a crystal ball, folks. Yaaassssiiirr… step right up, pay your quarter and listen to Madam Einstein predict that we are most certainly republicans… oooohhh the angry partisans… lol. No one knows, dude; especially you. You should take your next weeks salary and go buy a f’in clue. Also, I think the King and the pretenders may; I say, may… have a dif take on your suspicion.
Folks, I/we have enjoyed the banter and the heat. This was not heat. It was comedy. It was stupid. It was vulgar. It was inane. You wanna fight, bro? you got one. Bring it on and show us all what ya got. Ya got the balls, bro?
But do read him on Delaware Liberal, folks. I’m sure his shit is fucking dynamite.
Quite frankly, I think he need’s to get laid.
A final note: I am as funny and clever as I think I am, bro. You wanna come at me/us then have at it. But bring somethin’ a lil more adroit than “Holy Shit”…
That was so inane. And you owe Celia an apology …lol.
