More than just a lil chatter and birdie chirpin goin’ on from the now “White House’ Favourite Dark Horse”, Cris Coons’ meet & greet last night. Seems like our piece yesterday bout Maverick Coons was as timely as it gets – seein’ how Chris got Joe to hold the door to the oval open for him yesterday and audience with the Grand Poobah himself. Chris was jovial and struttin’ like a prized peacock as he talked candidly on issues ranging from his brown bagged lunch with the prez, his new rep as an outsider, and his belief that he actually stands a prayer against the King. Does he? If you saw him last night you’d think so.
So let’s take a gander at our interpretations of some of his personal annotations as it applies to The White House, Castle’s Achilles, Sponsored ads, and the prospects for the biggest miracle since Lourdes. FYI: these are paraphrased, of course.
The White House is cool, and to be invited and sit with the Prez… cooler. Kudo’s dude. The trappings of the Oval can make folks feel soooooo relevant, essential even, that they can fail to recall that they may not be… well, all that. So it was intimated that the Leader of the free world and his top subordinates view this seat as one of consequence and Chris someone who could take it. Hmmmmm, really. He was assured he will get their A-Game… We’ll see bout that. It doesn’t hurt to have the Archmere/St. Mark’s vibe in and around the premises, eh? And even though Chris is riding the outsider train, don’t expect him to turn down a photo op with Air Force One at the The Local Airstrip… with Michele, of course; prez is a reach.
SHOW ME THE MONEY will be on every set of lips associated with the Coon’s run for the roses. He will bring in a pant load from outside the state and do pretty handsomely within the borders as well. He expects to spend a fortune and maybe outspent the Royal One. This will be a Green Room tab, folks. Every Dem that has ever shaken his hand or watched him drive by will get hit up for cash. Hint, Chris: better raise it up in Wilmo cause folks in Milton are still working on their tax forms.
It is now time for Coons to circle the wagons when the King is mentioned. While not exactly sitting on the couch with Chuck Woolery, both Chris and Mike are all about mutual respect this early in the game. The air smells of vanilla, and it will remain that way till the gloves come off when the weather and the “Sponsored Ads” get feverous. At that point you can count on Chris hammering home the Kings partisan voting record and the party nuptials that come with a blood vow. Until then we will here the “Mike is a great guy” mantra in addition to “we will not get down in the dirt”… Blah blah blah.
FINAL NOTES: Chris is an anti-Washington incumbent; Castle an Old Washington incumbent… duh. Coon’s needs Sussex; Castle, NCC… or at least 40%. Republicans never win NCC. Coons’y is gonna wanna maintain the outsider image and repair said image down in ole Sussex… good luck. We think he may develop some game here and should Sussex give him ANY bump at all – and Barack comes in place of Michelle – he could put the King in the sauna, make him sweat, and make things really interesting.
We still see it for the King but crazier things have happened. Just ask Martha Coakley. We did. She said it sucks.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:23 am
hey admin, you have a way with words. hey admin did you watch the olympics tonight?
February 25th, 2010 at 12:37 am
Thanks, bro
Broken pinkies and blown lane assignments costing gold. Yeah, I watch a lil.
Ya think Coons’y is gettin a gold medal?
Either one driving a pimpmobile?
February 25th, 2010 at 12:43 am
Coons gets the meddle
Pimpmobile only Coons, he uses the trunk alot
Castle gets driven by Dayton so he can’t pimp
Pimpin aint east when u have cupcakes in ur skivvys
February 25th, 2010 at 12:54 am
Hey admin, I have to go weigh myself and eat a tangerine, brb
February 25th, 2010 at 12:56 am
Coons’y at a trunk sale?…hmmmmm
The Dayton Fliers don’t drive…especially w Tastykakes in their shorts.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:57 am
You got the wrong UD admin, were now in assmode
February 25th, 2010 at 12:57 am
Coons gets the silver. No meddlin’ fool.
February 25th, 2010 at 1:08 am
Asmodeus takes the bronze.
February 25th, 2010 at 1:10 am
Impressive grasshopper, you have to meet me at Kryptos to figure out the 3rd rift, ill buy lunch and snakes.
February 25th, 2010 at 1:37 am
The statue twists its dilemma. No charade in the shade. Zappa plays his own rift.
The grass grows tall; the plates part… sensei
February 25th, 2010 at 1:50 am
Then perhaps as the dendra turns jonquil on the 38th A.Hall of the WP article of Casablanca McGarry, 22dalmations. Let me know and keep up the good writing!
February 25th, 2010 at 10:11 am
Well, then. Leo and Ben send their posthumous best; perhaps putting their grudge to rest and Post-ing it here. But then what better time for an early scorpian, as the daffodils relent.
Sun ain’t the only one w that hue. What’s a scribe to do? Go deep, says G.
Rise and fall say the painters on the white washed wall. Didn’t need a key after all. No Sawyer or Finn; just the state their in. Looks like fun; this teaser 101. All zipped up for a courtyard lunch.
Just a hunch.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
WHAT IN THE WORLD are you talking about?!!!
February 25th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
I was just thinking the exact same thing. I Think they are talking in puzzles but they are on a whole other level, perhaps it takes some acid to figure out.
February 25th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I have to say that I am again ::clears throat:: impressed admin, Sinnock-clover.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
He has everything it takes to win, and then some. Castle scores 60-70 percent each time because he’s never ran against a real opponent. That all is about to chance!
February 25th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
That is probably the funniest picture of Chris I have ever seen, do you have that in a higher resolution? Please say yes so I can post it in my office!
February 25th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
10-4, PM
February 25th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Tad,
The pic is a hoot. I think should the camera have panned out it would reveal khaki pleated shorts and docksiders. How SOHO. Boy needs a tan…or somethin’.
I’ll look into the high res possibilities and get back to you.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Tad, http://www.flickr.com/photos/29132537@N03/2720230440/
go crazy.
February 26th, 2010 at 4:36 am
In case anyone forgot there are no votes at the White House and I’m certain Chris didn’t come home with any checks.
These kind of stunts are designed to whet your appetite. Ok, Chris glimpsed the Promised Land, big deal. So has Jim Baxter, John Burris, Ray Clatworthy – twice and Janet Rzewnicki.
Until you show me the money to quote Tom Cruise it’s all bs.
March 1st, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Avatar test!